An actual conversation I just had with my two-year-old

Kate:  I'm going to marry Eric!

Me:  Oh really?

Kate:  yeah.  But I don't know how! 

Me: (pause)

Kate: hmmmm.... I got an idea!

Me: What's that?

Kate:  A pixindoss

Me:  Your pink dress?

Kate:  No no no no.  Pixie Dust!

Me:  Pixie Dust?

Kate:  Yeah I will flyyyyyy to Eric and save him from the witch.

Me:  The Sea Witch?

Kate:  Yeah and the (growling whisper) draaaagggooooon!

Me:  (acting scared) A dragon?

Kate:  Yeah but I kill it.

Me:  Then you'll marry Eric?

Kate: No.



Girls...they're so fickle.